Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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