I think I just saw someone hide a body.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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