two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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