Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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