This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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