Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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