Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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