you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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