Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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