This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
ok first of all what the fuck
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