i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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