I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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