Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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