Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he thought i was a dude.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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