hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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