my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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