If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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