Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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