oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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