I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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