omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I cannot find my penis.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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