I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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