but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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