idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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