i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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