Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
