I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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