You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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