I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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