I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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