Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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