oh god the rape fog is back!
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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