no. you can't hotbox the world.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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