so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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