he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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