YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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