I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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