Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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