So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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