just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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