he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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