what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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