you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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