he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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