Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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