He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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