But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
