So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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