hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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