Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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