Define "chronic" masturbator.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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