at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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