You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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