will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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