he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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