5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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