David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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