I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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