Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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